Total Medals Earned: 7,501 (From 1,019 different games.) Total Medal Score: 131,120 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
How could you? NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD!
You won! :3
Medals Earned: 4/4 (65/65 points)
click him
click him more
click him alot
kill him
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Start to view a gallery bunch of spiders!
You have seen all spiders in this gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Just press space
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Play The Game
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Beat A Level